11 uren ago

Outfit post: the Summer of Love came early this year

What's better than cars and girls? Cars, girls and art! That's why my husband, 'master wrapper' Justin Pate started an exciting project of collaborations with the world's most renowned artists: Art Cars. (I can't help but think that Andy Warhol would've loved this!) Instead of painting directly on the car, the artists design a unique print that will be installed by Justin, turning your car into a [...]
1 maand ago

Turbo boost je zintuigen!

TEST 1 - lik zachtjes je lippen 2 - lik zachtjes je lippen met je ogen gesloten je voelde al verschil hè? 3 -  lik nu zachtjes je lippen met gesloten ogen terwijl je zachtjes in je bekkenbodemspier, je PC spier knijpt ( je weet wel, die spier waarmee je je plas ophoudt). Echt heel zachtjes. Alsof je een kusje geeft. Een pussy-kiss.           Dat voelde heel anders he? Leuk hè. Dat i[...]
2 maanden ago

Smooth operator

I LOVE LUBE!!! Good lube, that is. Not the sticky stuff that you find at a pharmacy or drugstore. REAL LUBE. The first time I felt silicone lube I just couldn’t stop thinking about all of the endless possibilities! It made everything that it came in contact with feel smooth & soft. Just imagine how soft and smooth your touch, among other things, can be! It adds a whole new dimension of f[...]
2 maanden ago

Happy Single Awareness Day!

I’ve never really liked Valentine’s Day. I’m over the tasteless shop windows highlighting useless teddy bears, tacky cellophane balloons, and heart-shaped boxes full of mediocre chocolate. But the time I received my first dozen of beautiful red roses while working at the shop as I was busy packing other people’s Valentine’s Day gifts made me reconsider. The next year someone brought me a heart sha[...]
2 maanden ago

Beertje oh Beertje is back!

Can any idiot score a Youtube hit? About two years ago, Grazia Magazine Netherlands challenged me, and I made this video as an homage to the über-Dutch 'kaasclip'-genre. As soon as my article about the experiment was published, I had the video taken down -to say it's embarrassing would be an understatement, right?- but I've actually started to appreciate it! I even think it might have cult video-p[...]
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